Bags! Bags! Bags!

It's raining bags here in Minneapolis. That's right - not only did my Timbuk2 lesbian-bag-not-a-purse arrive on Tuesday, Luisa bought me the other bag I liked for my birthday. So, I got a second cool bag last night - an embarrassment of riches. I am flying to KC today and will now have to choose between my two very cool bags. It's like choosing between my children - I don't know if I can. Plus, I'm a Libra so, you know, I will likely weigh the options for the next several hours before finally making a choice. Then, I'll spend my entire flight wondering if I made the right choice. Anyway, this is not really a post. I just wanted to post a couple of bag pictures to quell all that Bag Curiosity out there.

Timbuk2 Eula (custom colors: gunmetal gray exterior, crimson interior)

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Chrome Vega (olive and red interior and exterior)

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I may be old but, damn, I am going to be stylish.

Old Lady

Oh, September 30th, how I love thee…let me count the ways:  1) My lesbian-bag-not-a-purse arrived yesterday. It is quite cool and makes me look thinner. Do not doubt the truth of that last part. See, I don’t have to carry my wallet and Blackberry in my back pockets anymore so I look like I’ve lost 10 pounds in my ass.

2) I had cake for breakfast and will be having cake right before bed.

3) I get to take Zeca to tumbling class and listen to the teacher speak of herself in the third person.

4) The maintenance guy is cleaning the carpet right by my cube so I get to listen to a really loud vacuum and smell weird chemicals!

5) I have money in my pocket to buy books and music (*Note to self: you have a bag now – put your money in there).

6) Nobody seems to notice that I am not doing any work at all.

7) There are cards (and a present) waiting for me at home. 

Such a day calls for haiku action! 

I am forty one I think I just broke my hip While drinking coffee

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I am getting old There are things I can’t do now Like work my iPod

Excuse me while I go comb my lovely gray locks (wish that was hyperbole) and take my Geritol.

Building a Mystery

250px-Daphne_velma_wnsdZeca and I were running errands on Saturday and, at one point, I randomly shouted “Scooby Dooby Doo!” which was weird because I am not prone to Scooby Tourettes. Zeca didn’t seem to think it odd, however, and latched onto my utterance as a suggestion to play Scooby Doo. Although I was not sure what this game would entail and we were in public, I agreed because I’m not always a horrible drag of a mother. She excitedly took on the role of casting director and said, “I’m Daphne and you’re Velma!” “Wait a minute! Why?”, I asked. She cocked her head, gave me a patronizing little smile and said, “Mom, I look like Daphne and you…you know…you look like Velma.” Not surprisingly, I have always identified with Velma and I hang out with a lot of Velmas - I don’t have a lot of experience with Daphnes. When I imagined having a daughter, I always assumed that Velmas beget Velmas and learned the hard way that, sometimes, Velmas beget Daphnes.  I often feel unprepared to raise this daughter of mine. What do I know about long hair and and dresses with frills? I’ll tell ya – nothin’. But, I try. I buy the barrettes and do my best to style her hair. I endure the squeals of delight over girly dresses and leggings. I paint her nails and buy the neon pink Hello Kitty socks. I do it because it brings her incredible joy but it is not always easy. There are times when I insist on jeans and practical shoes but, as much I want my daughter to be more Super Girl than Über Girl, I want her to be who she is more. I know what it’s like to be at odds with other people’s expectations so I smile as she twirls in her dresses and I tell her that she’s beautiful…and funny…and smart…and strong…and independent. She is all of those things and the way she moves in the world reminds me every single day that you cannot know a person by her appearance. Because, just when I think I know exactly what she’ll do, she’ll do something that I could have never imagined and the surprise makes it all the sweeter.

Darth Zeca

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Velma may be smart but she has a lot to learn and Daphne? Well, Daphne is no chimp.