A tiny offering

I don't have much to offer tonight. I'm tired. The bitter cold and piles of snow are starting to get to me. I want to live in my sweatpants and spend my days on the couch. I want/need a vacation but I just had one. So, tonight, I have only a few haiku for you: 1.

Please Minnesota, give us a reprieve from this life-sucking weather

2.

The cold will kill us - my delicate hands cracking, followed by my mind

3.

A lecture tonight warned of perfectionism, my fave frenemy

4.

As parents grow tired, children will sense their weakness and strike like cobras

Sleep tight, my friends. May we all wake up to good weather tomorrow. Or, may we at least all maintain feeling in our extremities for most of the day.