Dr. Frankenstein's Pincushion

 

That's a picture of my brain up there. Well, it's a representation of my brain because I wouldn't want a scan of my actual brain up there because my brain might not be as photogenic as that one. My brain probably has a cowlick, a weird smile and one eye shut in every picture.  Anyway, I made that little graphic up there because I thought it would be more fun than a long, wordy post about how preoccupied I am.  

So, I am preoccupied. I've got a lot of irons in the fire...balls in the air...clichés in my post. In my youth, this would propel me into action. Now, it makes me want to curl up on the couch and eat popcorn while watching television shows about which I am ambivalent and playing Wizard 101 using my son's character. It is a sad state of affairs which reminds of a quote from "Ellen" (the show, not The Celebrity...because Ellen The Celebrity doesn't really talk to me much...or at all). Audrey says, "There is nothing worse than a sad lesbian...except a sad lesbian clown." Makes me laugh every time I think about it.

Sometimes, when I haven't been updating regularly, writing a post starts to feel like an insurmountable task. So, I'm writing this little post to put some pep in my step...light a fire under my ass...jump start the ol' engine. Anyway, I wanted to stop by and say, "Hello bloggy peeps!" I haven't abandoned ship - I'm just floating around in a lifeboat off to the side, hoping that Jaws prefers scantily clad heterosexual girls.